Funny Life Quotes

Here are some funny quotes about Life.
Life will throw you a lot things, from gold lumps to lemons. It is upto us what to make of it. Some of us let ourselves be injured with the gold lumps, while some make lemonade out of the lemons. Some of us take it too seriously, while some take it lightly. When we are not going to come out of it dead, why take it seriously anyway. Here are some funny Life quotes to take a Dig at the journey calle life.


Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is completed. If you’re still alive, it isn’t finished yet.
~Unknown


Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
~Carl Sandburg

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
~Fran Lebowitz


Life is just one damned thing after another.
~ Elbert Hubbard

Read no history: nothing but biography, for that is life without theory.
~ Benjamin Disraeli

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
~Sir Winston Churchill

Life is what happens to you while you're working for your future.
~ Anonymous

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of Spam.
~ Johnny Carson


Life is like a B-movie script. It is that corny. If I had my life story offered to me to film, I’d turn it down.
~ Kirk Douglas.


You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
~Joe Lewis